Cleft Chin:

WE'RE ON ANOTHER
EXCITING ADVENTURE
FILLED WITH CRAZY PEOPLE
AND HIGH-CALORIE SNACKS

WE'RE ON ANOTHER
EXCITING ADVENTURE
FILLED WITH RANDOM ANIMALS
AND WE'RE MAKING TRACKS

WE STARTED OUT
IN NEW PORK
ZOMBIES WE'RE
EVERYWHEREEEEEEEEEEEE
JUSTIN
MORPHED
AND NOW WE'RE GETTING
SOME CALIFLOWER

WITH NO PRETENSE
OF MAKING RHYMES
WE'RE ON ANOTHER
EXCITING ADVENTURE
AND WE'RE ON ANOTHER
EXCITING ADVENTURE
AND WE'RE HAAAAAVIIIING A GREAT
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HUH HUH HIGHM!

Shotgun: What is that, our theme song?
FlurrieFour: Yes it is.
Shotgun: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Kaitlin: WHERE THE HECK DID HE COME FROM?!
N00by: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! I CAN'T SEE! I'M BLIND!
*SWERVE........CRASH*
...
Cleft Chin: WHOOOUGH! WE'RE ALIVE! Well, I'm notBUT THE REST OF YOU ARE ALIVE!
N00by: I'll go check the car.
Kaitlin: WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM?!
FlurrieFour: I've decided to pop up from time to time to add a comment. EXCELSIOR!
...
Cleft Chin: HEY, WHAT'S UP WITH JUSTIN? AT THIS POINT IN THE JOURNAL-
Fourth Wall: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! NOOOOOOOOO! IT FEELS LIKE EVERY FIBER IN MY BEING IS BEING DEMOSHIED! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo oooooo.........
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Cleft Chin: AT THIS POINT IN THE JOURNAL JUSTIN SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING THAT MAKES US FEEL THAT THE HUMAN RACE IS NOT WORHT ALL OF THE CO2 IT'S PRODUCING SEVERAL TIMES BY NOW.
Justin: It lies heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeee eeeeeeeeeeee... the origin of my abilieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sssssss...
Shotgun: Here we go again.
Cleft Chin: WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
Kaitlin: Well, several years ago, before Justin was weird, well, he was weird but not JUSTIN weird,
Cleft Chin: COMPREHENDED. CARRY ON.
Kaitlin: We went to Caulifloweria, where he met a guy named Eshack
Shotgun: THEN HE MUST DIE! *ratatatatatatta*
Eshack: AAAAGH MY FACE!
...
Kaitlin: Then he went out for ice cream sandwiches, and ever since then he has been JUSTIN weird, and whenever he tries to talk about it, he starts choking himself and saying in a demonic voice "THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT! THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT!"
Justin: That is so not truaaagh-THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT! THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT!
Kaitlin: See?
Cleft Chin: AHH, YES, I SEE...
Shotgun: You know what's another thing that bugs me? N00by can summon emoticons for all emotions right? So why hasn't one tried to kill him or something by now?
N00by: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! *SLAM* A BLUE EMOTICAN APPEARED BEHIND ME AND STARTED TO KEEL ME! WE MUST HIDE!
Kaitlin: Pull yourself together!
N00by: DON'T YOU SEEH! IT'S BLUEIE! IT'S GONNA KEEL US ALL! KEEL US ALL!
Cleft Chin: CALM DOWN MAN! IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A FLY OR ANYTHING HOSTILE!
N00by: YOU TRIE SAYING THAT AFTER IT COMES AT YOU WITH A RAPID CHAINSAW!
Blueie: KYAAAAAAAAAH!
Cleft Chin: CALM DOWN MAN! IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A FLY OR ANYTHING HOSTILE!HMM, THAT WAS EASY!
Shotgun: AAAAAAAAAAAH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! Wait a minute, I'm immortal... HAHA! ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO DIE!
Kaitlin: Aw, he's kinda cute!
Blueie: HEHUHHEHUHHEHUH
Kaitlin: to an extent...
FlurrieFour: Hi guys! I've decided to make a comment againAAAGH!
Blueie:
...
N00by: Uhh, well the cars working now!
Kaitlin: Wow! That was fast!
N00by: We're here!
Kaitlin: Wow! That was fast!
Justin: Hey look it's the ice cream daaagh-THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT! THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT!
N00by: Maybe we should check over there!
Eshack: Hi Justin!
Justin:THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT! THE LEMUR MUST NOT BE FOUND OUT!
Eshack: Bye Justin!
Shotgun: I'm watching you.
N00by: Well, we're here!
Pierre: What are you douing in my ice cram palace?
N00by: Who are you?
Pierre: Je'mapple Pierre Souffle et Smock, famous sous chef to Lucas Crazy StraighyMcJacket! No I will not haf any stewpid Obesitians in my ice cram palace!
N00by: If you don't serve Obesitians then why did you open your restruant in THE UNITED STATES OF OBESITY?
Pierre: Security issues.
...
Lucas: Mustard! Making ice cream is fun! Lemur!
Cleft Chin: WHAT'S WITH HIM?
Pierre: Oh, he's always going off onto weird tangents, like, 'my spirit animal is the lemur' and 'mustard is the ultimate condiment' and 'I wonder how my old student Justin is doing?' and zo on and zo forth.
...
N00by: Mister Souff-
Pierre: Monsueir Souffle et Smock!
N00by: Monsueir Souffle et Smock, we have reason to believe that Lucas is turning everyone into zombies with your ice cream.
Pierre: What? Zat is insane!
N00by: You head chef is named Lucas Crazy StraightyMcJacket.
Pierre: Good point. He is in ze back.
Lucas: HUMDEDUMDUMDUMDUMDUMDUNNENUHNUHNUHNUH-jUsTiN?!?!?
Justin: Die DarthCrazyPants!
*BOOM!*
Lucas: Justin- how could you? I was your father...
Kaitlin: WHAT?!?!?
Lucas: Master. Whatever.
Justin: Can I borrow 96,000 fluid ounces of cauliflower?
Lucas: Sure!
Justin: Uuuh, yeah. BYE!
Pierre: HEY YOU STUPID OBESITAINS! YOU COULD HAVE TAKEN ME BACK TO FRANCKEFURTER! Aaw forget you.